10 Apps So Absurd That You Can’t Do Without Them

To build a virtual boyfriend or check if there are ghosts around, 10 fun apps so absurd that you will surely want to download them.

Here is the top ten of really but really absurd and original apps to download right away.

To kiss remotely, build a virtual boyfriend or check for ghosts nearby, these apps are so hallucinating that you will probably want them all. Trust us: find a wifi and read here!

With the following 10 applications you can be satisfied because the strangeness level of your smartphone will be inversely proportional to the battery (very little by dint of keeping all these hypnotic applications open, download to believe).

Here are 10 weird and original apps to try right now!

Ghost Detector, the App That Detects the Presence of Ghosts

The Ghostbuster app that detects the presence of any ectoplasms in the room is called Ghost Detector and is dedicated to Android phones. The screen displays a radar that allows you to find the ghosts hidden in the house. In the case of disturbing presences, the photo of the ghost in question will be shown and the user can even talk to it.

Pooplog, the App That Analyzes How You Go About Your Body

PoopLog is the telematic diary that keeps track of one’s intestinal movements, analyzing the result. It is based on the Bristol Stool Scale, the stool classification system that acts as a litmus test of the state of health. The body’s waste, in fact, are spies that offer countless information on what happens inside the organism and on the state of general well-being. The disturbing thing is that PoopLog offers the ability to share their evacuation data on Facebook and Twitter.

My Virtual Boyfriend, the App to Build a Virtual Boyfriend

My Virtual Boyfriend is the app every woman should have. It is in fact a tool to create one’s ideal boy and make him live virtually, like a Tamagotchi. Real photos can also be used to create it. You pamper him, spend time with him and, in response, the Virtual Boyfriend will continue to tell his Real Girlfriend nice things, to melt just. But among the most absurd things that this impalpable boyfriend can do, one above all will leave you speechless: he listens to you!

Akinator the Genius, the App That Reads Your Mind

Akinator the Genius can guess which character you are thinking about and does so by asking you a few simple questions. His method is infallible, seeing is believing! The character who will inevitably get it right can be real, imaginary, living or long gone. Akinator will find it in the meanders of your mind thanks to a few direct questions. Stuff to be amazed.

Abu Moo, the Most Expensive App in the World

Abu Moo is not only the most expensive app in the world but also one of the most unusual for its declared mission of total uselessness. It is a package of 5 connected apps, each at a cost of 350 euros, to be downloaded with a single intent: to show the widget on your mobile phone screen to show others that you are rich. In short, certainly not a noble purpose, on the contrary! The various packages are called Black Diamond, Aquamarine, Amethyst, Emerald and Sapphire, like precious stones to be set in a ring, and the application recommends giving them to your girlfriend as a token of love, exactly as if they were a virtual engagement ring. Which, however, cannot be resold once the story is over, so hello Abu Moo!

Lick the Icicle, the App With Which to Lick a Piece of Ice on the Screen

Lick the Icicle wins the award for the ugliest app in history. The developers themselves call it a “stupid app” and have chosen horrendous graphics, in the style of prehistoric 8-bit videogames. But this being absurdly idiotic and horrifying makes it a brilliant application, a must have. It shows on the smartphone screen an icicle (like a stalactite) that you have to melt by licking it with your tongue until it disappears. Get ready to wash your iPhone well with a disinfectant wipe because you really have to lick the screen ! Ugh!

WeCroak, the App That Reminds You That You Have to Die

WeCroak is a macabre but beneficial app, at least according to the current philosophy in Bhutan. In fact, in the Buddhist kingdom in the eastern Himalayas it is said that only by remembering five times a day that one must die will one be truly happy. And this application has taken the warning literally, creating a virtual memento mortal that sends a “Nota Bene: remember you must die!” To your smartphone five times a day . It does this in the form of quotes from celebrities, phrases from movies and songs. But the substance does not change: s’adda murì.

ReplyASAP, The App That Forces Children or Boyfriends to Respond

ReplyASAP is the app that any parent has always dreamed of and which in fact was invented by an Italian father exasperated by his teenage offspring, always attached to his smartphone but who never answered his phone calls. Launched for the first time in August 2017 on Android devices, it is back current because an iOS version has just been announced on the way. Perfect not only for disobedient children but also for boyfriends who reply to messages only after endless hours of waiting. Once installed on the victim’s device, if a parent (or an angry girlfriend) sends a text message, chat on WhatsApp or call via ReplyASAP, this app will block the phone until the owner answers. You’ve already opened Google Play to download it, haven’t you?

Pimple Popper, the App to Crush Blackheads

Pimple Popper is the perfect application for those suffering from a mild form of dermotillomania, that is, that obsession that leads to crushing blackheads and removing any skin imperfection. The app shows the faces of twelve people with pimples and blackheads . The user can have fun masochistically crushing all the imperfections on the screen. A perfect way to leave your pimples alone, never, never to tease! Understood?

Die With Me, the App You Can Only Use When the Battery Is Low

Die With Me is the ingenious app that can only be used when the smartphone battery reaches 5%, which is the near-death phase. At that critical point of the phone’s charge, Die With Me is activated and allows you to chat with other unfortunates who are in the same drastic situation.